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Dear God :))
Dear God! A Nun asked her class to write notes to God. Here are some they handed in:
Dear God: I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset. You made on Tuesday. That was cool.
Dear God: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you keep the ones you already have?
Dear God: Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other if they had their own rooms. That’s what my Mom did for me and my brother.
Dear God: If you watch me in church on Sunday, I will show you my new shoes.
Dear God: I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I’m having a hard time loving all of them.
Dear God: In school, they told us what you do. Who does it when you are on vacation?
Dear God: Are you really invisible or is it just a trick?
Dear God: Is it true my father won’t get into heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
Dear God: Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God: Who draws he lines around the countries?
Dear God: I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that OK?
Dear God: Did you really mean, “do unto others as they do unto you”? Because if you did, then I’m going to get my brother good.
Dear God: Thank you for the baby brother, but I think you got confused, because what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God: Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God: I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God: You don’t have to worry about me, I always look both ways.
Dear God: I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God: Of all the people who worked for you, I like Norah and David the best.
Dear God: My brother told me about being born but it doesn’t sound right. They’re just kidding, aren’t they?
Dear God: I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God: We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Source : Gibbs News. Written by Le Hong Nhung Posted by Tran Bich Thuy A2 03-06 Source : Englich Club
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E-HAO
11:11 PM, 16-12-2004
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