Which o­ne are you?

On a plane, there are an American passenger and a Japanese passenger sitting next to each other. The American asks the Japanese: "So which o­ne of the 'ese' are you?" The Japanese man looks puzzled: "I don't understand. What are you talking about?" The American gets upset: "You know what I'm talking about, which o­ne of the 'ese' are you?" The Japanese still doesn't understand:"I really don't know what you are talking about". The American is very upset by now "Which o­ne are you, are you Chinese, Japanese, or Vietnamese?" The Japanese replies "I'm Japanese". After a while, the Japanese asks the American "So which o­ne of the "kee" are you?" The American, again, gets upset: "What are you talking about?" The Japanese says "You know, which o­ne are you, are you Yankee, Monkey, or Donkey?

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Written by Thieu Hoang Yen
Posted by Tran Bich Thuy A2-03-06
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